The Weiner Circle

A Chicago Tradition - getting drunk and having a curse-laden argument with a large black woman.

You'd think anything goes in this kind of place right? You'd think you'd have to say or do something horrendous to actually be asked to leave under threat of the police being called.

If you were a betting man you'd probably lay money that I'm talking about myself getting kicked out of the Weiner Circle, or maybe Lou or maybe Turtle. Nope. If you want to know how you go about offending the foul-mouthed women at the Weiner Circle to the point they are about to call 5-0 on you, you'll have to ask my sweet wife, Kathleen, for she is the one that managed to cross that line.

And all these years you thought she was a saint for putting up with me.