The most prolific use of the Internet has to do with sex. Some look at pictures, some watch videos. Some really lonely people use chatrooms to have virtural sex, if by virtual sex, I mean they type a narrative of sexual encounters they'll never have in real life.
Fortunately, the second most prolific use of the Internet is to play jokes on people, and throughout the history of the Internet no one has done a better job of playing jokes on one-handed typists than BloodNinja. Bloodninja is the username of a guy who enters chatrooms, initiates cyber sex and then takes the conversation on wild unimaginable rides that would make Ron Jeremy go flaccid faster than you can type QWERTY.
Follow this link to find the most complete archive of Bloodninja's exploits. You won't be disappointed.
BTW, anyone know where I can find one of these chatrooms? I need it for, uh, so I can make fun of people.
1 comments:
Bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
Best pick up line ever!
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