I wonder if they come with clear stripper heels

Did you get your daughter off on the right foot by naming her Candi or Destiny? Porsche or Krystal?

Well now you can continue her on her eventual pole dancin' career path. Head to your local Toys-R-US and get her a nice stick on lower back tattoo.






You can choose a butterfly, roses, a fairy, or other tasteful designs for your little girl's "ass hat".

But remember to bring exact change, just like you might use for the cigarette vending machine or that one in the truckstop restroom.