Meet John Fitzgerald Page. Women want to be with him, and men want to be like him. He's not only a genius, he's also smart, good-looking and a male model. He's also saved two companies over $1 million each. Rumor has it that it wasn't L Ron Hubbard's sperm that got Katie Holmes pregnant - it was John Fitzgerald Page's. Find out more about this spectacular piece of man flesh here.
In case his name sounds familiar, it's because yes he is a Hollywood star, having appeared in numerous feature films, but also because he wrote this rather infamous note to an online dater that turned him down sight unseen. Apparently she had never seen his web page.
Folks, if you can turn away from Ashley for a moment, this is really worth a look.
1 comments:
Wow. This guy is a tool. I did enjoy the Alexsey Vayner fiasco. That video was priceless!
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