You think your job sucks.

I found this story on a blog. I don't know Kylie although I wish I did.

My friend Kylie works for a place that breeds dogs, trains them, and then gives them to blind people to use as guide dogs. It is noble work, sort of.

Part of her job is jerking off dogs. Some dogs can’t reproduce very successfully, so the humans have to intervene. They call it ‘collection,’ and I mean, you can call it whatever you want, it’s still jerking off dogs. She says that the other girls she works with never talk about it, like it doesn’t happen — like it’s The Thing That Shall Not Be Named. When she does it she has to disassociate. I knew a girl who used to work in a “massage parlor” — she did that too. Maybe it’s in the manual?

And okay, I know she raises the dogs and trains the dogs and exercises the dogs and takes care of them and everything else, but if anybody asks me what Kylie does for a living my eyes will light up and the first thing I am going to say is always going to be ‘Kylie jerks off dogs for money!’ while making the little hand motion.

Last night while hanging out with her I realized that according to the general rules of society:
jerking off dogs for money: acceptable
jerking off dogs for free: not acceptable
jerking off some guy for money: not acceptable
jerking off some guy for free: acceptable

It’s weird the way that flips around. I said to her that the worst part is probably the fact that the dog is really into it? After it’s over you have a new fan! She said that some dogs really aren’t into it and will fight you.

So basically, Kylie sexually assaults dogs for money. That’s right. Maybe think about that the next time you complain about your shitty job.