Things Younger Than John McCain

You might be surprised to learn the things younger than Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain.


Now, I’m not going to get into whether or not Scientology is or isn’t a religion. You want to believe? Believe. Makes no difference to me. But I will say that most religions I can think of are really old… and yet, can you guess who’s older?
Here’s a hint: it rhymes with Lon McBain.

Alaska - the freaking state - is younger than John McCain.
And, for that matter, so is Hawaii. McCain is older than two of the fifty states.

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