Lollapalooza Fan Stereotypes

If you've been to a large music festival; Bonnaroo, Lollapalooza, Cochella, you know you see thousands of people. You also know that 90% of these people can be categorized into a few categories. Here are some of my favorite.

(I have been at least three of these people at some point in my life)

Hacky Sack Players

If you'd rather kick a little ball around instead of drinking beer and making fun of hacky sackers, you're a dipsh*t.












Mid-afternoon passed out guy.

That Jaeger lunch doesn't seem like such a good idea now does it bro?

















Dude wearing skirt.


















Sunscreen? I don't need no stinkin' sunscreen guy.
















Girl wearing shorts and cowboy boots. (There are no cows within 300 miles of downtown Chicago)
















The "It seemed like a good idea at the time" guy.

I can see the conversation Saturday night. "Dude you should get NIN shaved into your head. That would be cool."

*Long inahle followed by short coughing burst*

"You think so?"

"Hell yes, It'll get you so much ass. Boy band ass"


"Ef, yeah. Lets do it."








I got a tattoo of a tree on my back guy/girl. Seriously, at least half the people with tattoos at Lolla had trees tattooed on them. F*in Hippies.