Hookers to Get BJs in a Mall



That's right people, this is  real headline.  'Hookers to Get BJs in a Mall'.  
Now don't sputter your tea all over your typewriter, dearest gentlemen.  Read on to find out how this most titillating of tales is actually...pretty dull. 

5 comments:

Steven on September 30, 2008 at 3:07 PM said...

Hooker's don't get BJs. They get them. As a professional writer, I'd edit this to,

BJ's coming to Hooker's Mall.

or

Hooker's will soon enjoy BJ's at the mall.

Ryan on September 30, 2008 at 3:23 PM said...

I would write it like this:

Hookers! BJ's! Mall!
Trying on jeans never felt so good.

Dirty Steve on September 30, 2008 at 9:56 PM said...

nips, think about river phoenix in My Own Private Idaho. PROOF that some hookers do get blowjobs.

i rest my case.

Steven on October 2, 2008 at 12:42 PM said...

Well, maybe the one's you visit Dirty.

Anonymous said...

shut up nips.

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