A Milestone is Reached

It's not easy to do something right 1,000 times.  Crap, it's not even easy to get there doing it poorly.  I remember my 1000th beer.  Mmmm, so tasty. I think I was sitting on the U Club patio after a Thursday night practice when this cat walked by telling me he was James Brown.  He was wearing a blue sequined sweater and was a lousy pool player.  Anyway, this is a historic week for the Internet's Town Drunk as he has been arrested 1000 times. His reward for said feat?  1000 days in the Lexington big house.  Stick it to the Man Henry Earl!