Paternity Tests Revealed


Just like Levi Johnston, the staff here at SMFML are just a bunch of f*ckin' rednecks who like to snowboard and ride dirt bikes, live to play hockey, go camping, hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some sh*t and just f*ckin' chill. A big part of that chillin, which Levi will have ample time to do between changing diapers and wishing he hadn't slipped one past Bristol's goalie is to watch daytime TV.

Being purveyors of quality entertainment, Dirty and I know a thing or two about what's good and let me tell you brothers and sisters Maury Povich is the shizzle when it comes to paternity test shows. Our friends over at Holy Taco have compiled the 7 best paternity results reactions of all time. This one is great, it involves a twist and a turn and then BAM, it's like the sixth sense up in that mofo.

Hey, here's a thought, maybe Sarah Palin will go one step further to convince us she's a regular American and send Bristol and Levi on the show. I'd watch that fo' sho'.

Remember friends, just like Levi, "Ya f*uck with us we'll kick [your] ass.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think they should hire some of these people to mourn at funerals in the Middle East or something.

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