I Hear Its Great For A First Date!

As I have been wandering the Carolina Lowcountry this week, in the moss-draped and hoodoo-infested regions betwixt Savannah and Charleston, I have seen some interrrestin' things. However this one stands out from the rest in my peyote and praline intoxicated mind.




Apparently they chose 'Squat N Gobble' because 'Diner Name that Sounds Like a Sex Act with A Crack Whore' was already taken. Invite them to Go Greek in Your Backyard.
Update: checked their reviews online. Apparently their Tossed Salad is the best in the city.
I could keep going here.