Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was “gr8. (Maybe she had sex with Tony the Tiger.) We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished.
And don't bother asking how we got her name and photo. Suffice it to say, Dirty and I are everywhere.
Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was “gr8. (Maybe she had sex with Tony the Tiger.) We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished.
And don't bother asking how we got her name and photo. Suffice it to say, Dirty and I are everywhere.
4 comments:
she's 18? oh thnk gd
Score one for Dad! Get that tramp home, quick!
Who does she "wish was there" for her first time? Was she looking for a menage?
love the ladies from C-town. when her old man kicks her out of the house she can work at our bar.
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