When he was pulled over, Charles Barkley, who may have the sweatiest mugshot in history, told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Thanks to our friends at The Smoking Gun for the details.
The most valid reason ever to speed.
When he was pulled over, Charles Barkley, who may have the sweatiest mugshot in history, told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley. A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge. Thanks to our friends at The Smoking Gun for the details.
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given the facts of this case, I don't think a crime was actually committed. the only thing Sir Charles is guilty of is LOVE.
I'd probably sell crack for a blow job right about now.
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