Thank God Men Run the World

If women ran the world, we would not have made the tremendous advances in new stunt activities that we have in the last 2000 years. Think about that people. Instead of watching this guy jump 100ft up & then back DOWN on a motorcycle in Las Vegas on New Years Eve, women would be having competitions on how much cookie dough they can secretly eat by themselves in 5 minutes or how many men's lives they can ruin by midnight.  And you know what the prize would be? Like a subscription to US Weekly. And they would be killing each other for it. 

Go Robbie Go.