Does It Offend You, Yeah?


Apparently our covert forces have found what really frustrates terrorists...and that is a ruthless combination of Barney the Dinosaur and Matchbox 20.  It seems one of the ways information is extracted these days is from music played loud, for extended periods of time. While this might seem normal to us, it is apparently a foreign concept to other cultures, especially when that music includes AC/DC's Hells Bells.  
Here's the list of songs being forced upon our captives per zero db, a human rights group opposed to this on the grounds of blah blah blah.  

AC/DC – Hells Bells, Shoot to Thrill
Aerosmith
Barney – theme
Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive
Britney Spears
Springsteen – Born in the USA
Christine Aguilera – Dirrty
David Gray – Babylon
Don McLean – American Pie
Dr Dre
Eminem – Kim, Slim Shady, White America
Lil Kim
Limp Bizkit
Matchbox Twenty – Gold
Meat Loaf
Metallica – Enter Sandman
Neil Diamond – America
Nine inch nails – March of the Pigs, Mr Self-Destruct
Prince – Raspberry Beret
Queen – We are the Champions
Rage Against the Machine – Killing in the Name of
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Saliva – Click Click Boom
Sesame Street Theme
Tupac – All Eyes on Me

I literally have 1/2 of these songs on my ipod right now. Nips has the other half....the Neil Diamond half, that is.

1 comments:

Ryan on February 18, 2009 at 3:41 PM said...

Best torture ever! They wouldn't be able to keep me from playing air guitar. I swear it!

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