Drunk...and going to the dogs

See that classy young lady over there? Yep, that one. Think she's cute? Would you like to get to know her in a biblical sense? What if I told you she's had sex before? Would that matter? How about if I mentioned that her sexual partner's name was Toby? And that he's a dog? Yeah, I didn't think that would matter to you sick perverts.

According to The Smoking Gun, Michelle Owen, concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, asked police to search the computer for illegal images. Unfortunately she forgot about the two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog. She went on to say that the videos "were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it," adding that she tried to "delete them the next day when she was sober."

Read the police report description of the acts in question.