I'm a hoofer at heart

Twitter is the best procrastination tool on the market today. We have a feed, as do our friends Foggy Monocle and WWTDD. But the greatest feed belongs to the legend himself, Mr Christopher Walken.

Some sample tweets:

I made a little pimp outfit and put it in the yard. The bluejay hasn't come back since. Some weird shit going on with the squirrels though.

Yesterday I saw an eagle snatch a jackrabbit. Part of me wishes I had that ability too. I don't know where I would keep a rabbit though.

I saw a monkey playing the piano in Mexico last week. I didn't get his Twitter name but I'd wager he's got a huge following here already.

Ashton Kutcher. That's his name. He pushed Obama over the top just as he singlehandedly inspired a generation to wear scarves needlessly.

Get on Twitter and give him a follow and while you're at it, follow us as well.