Stoners Strike Back

I've been to enough Phish concerts to know that the US is overrun with pot smokers. In college Dirty and I knew a guy named Weird Jeff who smoked his weight in weed on a weekly basis. These guys have the reputation of being lazy good for nothings but in fact they're maybe the most loyal dudes in the world. Take Michael Phelps. Dude was filmed by some douche hitting a bong at a college party. Kelloggs drops him. So stoners stop buying Kelloggs. Now their brand rating has dropped faster than a fat girls panties after a fifth of SoCo.