It's prom season

It's that time of year again. When a young man spend hundreds of their parents dollars on limos, tuxes, and Boones Farm in hopes of finally losing their virginity only to prematurely ejaculate as he's rolling the condom on. When a young lady spends hours fixing their hair and makeup and fitting into a dress that will end up in a crumpled mess on the floor of a Holiday Inn Express while she cries in the bathroom because the "just the tip" game didn't end the way she thought and now the remnants of her future are dripping down her leg.

At least these couples are guaranteed to get laid because they look way too awesome not to score.