It's Tough All Over

In this economy, many are struggling to get by. However don't miss your chance to revel in other's misery. Consider sending one of your unemployed friends this fab-u-lus basket of slum treats. Yes folks it is the unique gift of horrible taste, it is the Ghetto Basket!

You never know exactly what each Ghetto Basket will include. It all depends on our shaky contacts and what falls off of trucks around the neighborhood. But it might have:
Hot Sauce
Pregnancy Test
Grape Drink
Batteries
Beef Jerky
Potted Meat
Pork Rinds
Noodles in a Cup
After Shave
Plastic Commemorative Plate
Religious Candle
Porcelain Figurine
Kung-Fu DVD
Cassette or VHS Tape
Doo Rag
Vapor Rub
Energy Drank
Soap
Outdated Calendar

All yours for the un-Ghetto price of $39.99