Can I tap that?


These four words are guaranteed panty droppers. I swear to God they are. Chicks love it when you get right to the point. That's what this website is all about. The rules are simple. Text a chick and ask, "Can I tap that?" Then post the conversation on the website. Oh yeah, don't forget to wrap it before you tap it cause any chick who'll answer a booty text is probably pretty slutty.

Here are some of my favorites from Can I Tap That.

Me: When are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: I have a boyfriend!
Me: And I have a goldfish.
Her: What?
Me: I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter.

Me: Yo. Can I tap that?
Her: WHAT!?!?
ME: CAN I TAP THAT? You got problems with your phone?
Her: no, but what the f**k?! Is your wife right there?!
ME: Yeah, she says answer the question.

Me: When am I gonna tap dat, ho?
Her: I told you once, if you text my girlfriend again I'm gonna destroy you.
Me: This isn't Beth?
Her: No it's her boyfriend asshole.
Me: Could you ask her for me?

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