Snuggie Love

Don't even try to lie to us. We know you have a Snuggie. Sure, you probably bought it to be "ironic." I'm sure you and all your hipster friends had a great time laughing as you wore it around the apartment while you were playing beer pong with your Pabst. But once they left, you secretly admitted to yourself that you actually liked wearing it. Now you're torn. You can't admit to liking it but you can't give up the life you've grown accustomed to: drinking your chai tea without uncovering your arm.

Well, fear not my Snuggie-loving friends, a new website has popped up to help you regain your "cool" status while wearing your Snuggie. I present to you, the Snuggie Sutra. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like, a sex-position manual for people in Snuggies because there's no one we'd rather bange than a girl wearing a huge piece of fleece with sleeves.

A couple of our favorites:

The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her. She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house, but still knows who her daddy is.

The woman wears the Snuggie on her back and covers her partner with the rest. She won’t miss a minute of Sex In The City and he won’t miss the tattoo of her ex’s name on her ass.

Find more at The Snuggie Sutra.