Where do babies come from?


Between us Dirty and I are the proud fathers of five children so we know exactly where babies come from - a stork picks up the baby eggs in a cabbage patch and drops them in the mommy's mouth while she is sleeping. Then she eats a lot of pie, gets fat and bitchy and one day she goes to the hospital and poops out a baby. Sorry to ruin the surprise for any of you childless readers.

I guess the former Miss Teen South Carolina, you remember the US Americans who don't have maps idiocy, didn't know where they came from either so Jimmy Kimmel decided to send her out to learn. Here is the first part of that. Stay tuned for part two tomorrow.

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