Gift giving

You will never find better Xmas gift givers than me and Dirty. We spend hours of research scouring stores for the perfect gift for everyone on our list. Then we painstakingly wrap each present with the most decorative paper Crate & Barrel has. Then... hell, who am I trying to kid? We give everyone on our list either beer or porn and it hasn't steered us wrong yet. However, this year I've found a great new gift for everyone on my list. It might say "under" but I'm wearing mine on the outside.