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I know news. I've seen 'Anchorman' countless times, I watch the local news at least 5 times a year, and I know that the people in front of the camera are universally referred to as 'The Talent'.

That being said, I can't hold a candle to what Charlie Brooker has put together here. Borderline brilliance!

thanks to yesbutnobutyes for the link.