Just like new

Does your girl's hoo-ha looking a little worse for wear? Is her vajayjay a classic but not exactly garage kept? Has all the shine been knocked off that thing? Is she missing that rosy glow? Well, now you can save the day by giving her a new pink button.


Yes, it's what you think it is. Labia dye. Apparently this is a real product. I never knew women's labia lost color. I never knew they cared. But apparently they do because now there's lipstick for her kitten. Of course the mixing kit looks a little intimidating.


I can't imagine that this stuff stays on well so be prepared to get a a tale-tell red ring on your johnson.