Keep guns in the house
Enjoy the game with a cold one
Keep sweet-ass pets in the backyard
Spend the day at the beach
Bang random whores in your car
Kids ruin everything
There was a time in my life when I did what I wanted, when I wanted, how I wanted. But then I slid one past the goalie and Bam! life was over as I knew it. Because as a parent there are some things you just can't do, like:
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