If there's one man on this god forsaken dirtball planet of ours who knows how to make a movie, it's Quentin GD Tarantino. His movies have fighting, violence, sweet tunes, sexy babes, blood, cursing, violence, swords, dancing, sexy fighting, tight outfits, fast talking, bloody sexy babes, crazy-ass killing and sexy violence.
Behold the glory that is the Tarantino Mixtape, highlighting seven minutes of the man's work.
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Tarantino Mixtape
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Labels: awesome, babes, blood, preacher man, Tarentino, violence
Labels: awesome, babes, blood, preacher man, Tarentino, violence
Bears rule
It's no secret monkeys are the best animals in the world. I've been advocating getting one for my office for some time. It can do important tasks like deliver the mail, open beers and do a little happy dance for everyone when we're feeling low. Second on the animal awesomeness list is bears. I mean these guys can do some cool stuff that always brings a smile to my face. I dare you to watch this video of a bear riding a scooter and not smile. See, you couldn't do it could you? Oh, you could? Well enjoy hell you soulless bastard.
Free Beats
I've seen a lot of street performers in my day. Many of them are pretty good. This guy is no exception. He sets up, starts beatboxing and invites anyone who pleases to rock the mic. Sweet idea and some great music came out of it.
Need Support?
Seems like there's a support group for everything. Alcoholics Anonymous can help you quit drinking. Narcotics Anonymous can help you get off drugs. Sexaholics Anonymous can get you laid. Seriously, you ever gone to one of these meetings? It's just people talking about how they can't stop sucking and banging. All you gotta do is find a newbie and ask her out for coffee after the meeting. She'll be riding you before you get out of the parking lot. These chicks can't help themselves.
Anyway, I guess there's now a support group for vegans. I won't be attending.
Anyway, I guess there's now a support group for vegans. I won't be attending.

Can I Wear the Scream Mask?
If its one thing we miss here at smfml, it is a weekly missive from our dear friend Kenny Powers. He so encapsulates our minds that we don't think its some actors on a show, its pretty much real life. Our hearts leapt with collective joy (as gay as that sounds, they did) when we found out it got a 2nd season on HBO.
While we sit around drinking MGD for that day to come, here are some clips to keep us guffawing.
The baddest P.I. in the universe
*Dirty & I are both on vacation of sorts today so no new post. Plus we love this one and want to keep it up an extra day. See you Monday!
When I was a kid there were two world class, bad ass motherf*ckers you wanted to be. Han Solo and Magnum PI. These two dudes had it all. Everyone I knew wanted to be one or both of them. What could be better? They had good looks, super-sweet vehicles and a big black/wookie buddy to help them out of jams. I bet these two couldn't walk out the front door without tripping over more tang than most dudes see in a lifetime.
So what do you think would happen if you could combine them?A sweet intro sequence for sure.
You can watch side by side comparisons of the original and new one here:
When I was a kid there were two world class, bad ass motherf*ckers you wanted to be. Han Solo and Magnum PI. These two dudes had it all. Everyone I knew wanted to be one or both of them. What could be better? They had good looks, super-sweet vehicles and a big black/wookie buddy to help them out of jams. I bet these two couldn't walk out the front door without tripping over more tang than most dudes see in a lifetime.
So what do you think would happen if you could combine them?A sweet intro sequence for sure.
You can watch side by side comparisons of the original and new one here:
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