Baboon fight

I don't need any Internet quiz to tell me how awesomely badass I am. But, it doesn't hurt either so I took the following quiz and, as was already known, I'm one badass mother trucker.

CNR

By now we've all heard the Chuck Norris stories. "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits." "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried." blah blah blah.

Chuck Norris doesn't have anything on the badassness of a man named Charles Nelson Reilly. Everyone expects a man wearing cowboy boots to be tough. But have you ever had your ass handed to you by someone wearing an ascot? Not only is there the immense physical pain but he's wearing a GD ascot. How are you going to explain that to your kids? You're not. You're going to keep it a secret and never tell another human being, which is why Chuck Norris still claims to be undefeated.

Anyway, you can watch the video to the song here.