This is why I hate cats.

Those dead birds and mice they bring you aren't gifts, they're warnings.

Fun with Catz

We at SMFML do not condone abusing cats, but we aren't above getting some cheap laughs at it. Here's a Russian parachutist that decided to jump out of a plane with his cat strapped to his chest. Really. I think the only culture insane enough to do something this would be Russia, but Japan would probably do it & create a gameshow out of it.
I do have to say that cat was incredibly calm up until the the 2 seconds he realized just what the f**k was going on.

How You Say....'Shaved'?

When I first found this, I can't tell you how excited I was. The razor - perfect. Just does its job so well, the hair comes right off & you get to see the beautiful beast underneath. god I would love to rub my hands all over it.