Too much time

I spent the years between the ages of 15 and 21 trying to get into as many bottles of booze, drugs and women as physically possible. I can't say it was an overwhelming success but I did alright for an awkward pimply-faced kid with only one testicle. You can be sure I did a helluva lot better than the kid who spent his high school poon-chasing years making a f'n 22 foot, 300 pound lego battleship.