Drunk History

Step 1: Get really drunk. I mean shitty, fall down drunk.
Step 2: Talk about history.
Step 3: Get famous people to reenact the story.

Alcohol Olympics

Who isn't pulling their weight out there? I'm drinking WAY more than the average. You people better get off your ass. I have never been so ashamed to be American.

Drunk Driving

If there are two things that naturally go together it's drinking and driving. Unfortunately, "the man" says you can't do it. Even though I read in SuperFreakonomics that drunk driving is safer than drunk walking.

I've heard of these companies that drive a scooter out to drive your drunk ass home before. This one is special simply because of the drunk passenger. Enjoy!

I Drink Beer - You Drink...Cats?

Growing up, one of the things that kept me going through most of the 7th grade was the thought that someday I would be 21 and legally drink beer. Fortunately I found that you don't need to be 21 to enjoy beer, just befriend a local hobo and make him promises about your sister that you have no intention of actually keeping. Until the next time you need beer, anyway.

But kids these days, they apparently don't drink beer. It seems that when they're not taking Ambien to have crazy sex with Tiger Woods, they are imbibing cats. Just check out the following pics of some loco kids chasing the pussy....cats.

thanks to Boozecats for continuing to make me culturally relevant.

Double Fisting the Felines

People like to drink our of paper bags. Cats love paper bags. Its the Perfect Trick!

'Hip Cats' + Cats in Koozie = Good times in front of Mom's Vertical Blinds.