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This is exactly the reason I didn't have nice things when Dirty was my roommate.

Gay Test

I've had a sneaking suspicion that our friend Tim might be gay for a while but I haven't been able to test it. Thanks to Yahoo Answers, I've found the ultimate gay test.

The most latently homosexual thing I've ever seen

God knows I spent hours humping furniture when I was in my teens. I was awesome at pretending to have sex. But inviting my friends over to have a pretend orgy is a line I never crossed. While these dudes never actually touch each other, I'm pretty sure they're thinking about banging one another.