Creepy Dude in Mask

Seriously, I'm creeped the f*ck out. I wouldn't be surprised to learn these things are made from the back skin of chicks he tricked into his van.

Old School

For the most part kids today have it good. In my day, if you wanted to look at a naked lady, you had to steal a magazine from your friend's dad. Now porn is so prevalent on the Internet, I can't even check my bank account balance without seeing some topless amateur. Of course, my homepage is "Guess Her Muff" so that explains some things.

One way the ole days kicked today's ass is kids' shows. They may have Spongebob and Chowder but we had the Muppet Show.

Not your normal kid movie

I'm always looking for positive female role models for my daughter. For instance a couple years ago she had in interest in singing. So naturally, I shared with her the greatest female success story of our generation. I bought her the Amy Winehouse CD and made her start emulating Amy in every way. Now, my beloved angel is saying she wants to work in law enforcement. This movie looks like a perfect Daddy/Daughter date.

Uninvited Houseguest

I don't know if this is real or not ( I actually am leaning towards not) but it is still creepy as hell. And there is proof that this kind of thing does happen, at least in Japan.