I got rationale!

A girl from one horrible band*, "Teeth Mountain" is suing the guy(s) from Narwhalz (of sound) and Adult Moan - two more horrible bands for killing her cat. The whole thing looks like a setup and its kinda long but its definitely worth it.

Highlights:
One dude calls Judge Judy, "Mama"
Long haired rocker may be the most sane/intelligent one in the room.
One guys says, "I feel like my whole life is ridiculous."



*Proof of the bands' suckitude.

Teeth Mountain




Narwhalz

Punch-Out 2010!

Do you like the '80s arcade game Punch Out? Do you like 67 yr old men getting into fisticuffs with young punks and giving them 'what for'? Well friends do I have the item for you!

Seriously though. This is a lot of creativity that maybe didn't go to waste, but perhaps could have been spent building a new bong or something. thanks to With Leather.

Is this thing on?

It's one thing to look at porn at work. It's another thing to get caught by your boss doing so. It's something different entirely when you're caught by the news & you turn your stupid head around to show your embarrassed face to the world.

Perhaps the Best Use of a Scion Short Bus

As John Kerry once famously said, "Who among us doesn't love Benny Hill?" Who among us indeed, John. Add a car chase using one of those Scion minibus things and you have a YouTube hit!

He should try coupons for free hugs

Ballers Get Drunk Just Like You & Me!

We here at SMFML are admittedly a bigger fan of the college game than the NBA, but the professionals seem to have such more fun. As evidenced by the following pictures....

Tony Parker and the Really Desperate Housewives.

Pau Gausol, we know you're all Spanish & shit, but do you have to look like you just got booted from Erasure for being too gay?

In case you ever wondered, 'Is JJ Redick as big of a Douche as he seems?' - see above.

Hey here's Mr Practice himself looking all tough in the arms of his accommodating lover aka 'DownLow'.

Of all the dudes in the NBA here are 2 that me & Nips could actually stand to be around. Steve Nash just looks surprised while Dirk ReallyTallGermanDude I think I could blind with dental floss.

thanks to Hail Mary Jane for the pics.

Perhaps the Most Awesome New Site in the Last 2 Weeks

We have found a website that bonds us all through a common interest: laughing at stupid poor people. And where do these folks congregate?....Walmart! Yes it is the aptly-named 'People of Walmart'.

Near genius in scope yet elegant in simplicity, here is but a sample of its treasures:

I'm not sure if she's buying the rug for her floor or her next dress.

Meet the guy that got kicked out of Wu: Stupid Cracker with a Camo Gun

On the plus side I bet she gets freaky.

Rugby Fun

So it seems a rugby coach in Australia has found himself in trouble following a brazen ruckus during a night out. Here's the official record, according to the Sydney Herald Sun:

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Police were called to Townsville's Holiday Inn early on Friday morning after two female guests reported a "creepy man'' with a "hairy chest'' - wearing only shorts - was trying to get into their room.

Police arrived at 3.15am to find a "very drunk'' Fittler still outside the room. Fittler got out of the elevator at the wrong floor and shook the room's door, mistaking it for his.

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So in an effort to reconcile these kinds of actions, he volunteered himself for a $10k fine.

Me & Nips know rugby well, having played the Great Game throughout our collegiate days. And we had a phrase for this kind of behavior - its called "Hey Guess What I Did Every Weekend, 1993-1998 and Sometimes Still Now".

thanks to With Leather for the heads-up.