Do not F*ck with the Library


Meet Heidi Dalibor. This 20 year old piece of hot Wisconsin tail was arrested earlier this month in connection with a pair of books overdue for several months. Thats right, library books.

She was arrested for failing to return library copies of Janet Fitch's best-seller "White Oleander" (a 1999 Oprah Book Club selection) and "Angels & Demons," author Dan Brown's precursor to "The Da Vinci Code." (and his best book yet) According to a police report, Dalibor was apprehended at her family's home, cuffed and stuffed in a cruiser, and booked for violating the "overdue library materials" ordinance.

I don't know about you but I'd like to show this hottie my penal system.

3 comments:

Ryan on August 21, 2008 at 10:15 PM said...

If I was her cell mate she would give me a new meaning to hardened criminal.

Anonymous said...

this is why I never read books.

Dr Zibbs on August 22, 2008 at 12:14 PM said...

I wouldnt mind dewing her decimal system.

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