Eat This Crap

One of the biggest things I miss not working with a larger group of idiots is when the idiots start daring one another to do stupid crap.  One of the best dares I've found is eating contests

of which I've actually participated in at one time (in college I ate 50 chicken wings in 14 minutes & 23 seconds). 

One interesting contest I've found is the Vending Machine. Eat one of each item posted in a vending machine - Andy Capp's Hot Fries, Ho-Hos, etc.  Apparently this shit runs rampant in Wall Street's environs where one of their members has become pure legend.

It seems one of their Jr Associates is trying it today. Here's what is on the menu:

Cheddar sun chips
Onion soy crisps
Nacho Doritos
Pretzel sandwiches
Honey wheat pretzels
Quaker rice cakes
Fritos
Veggie crisps
Peanuts
Animal crackers
Yogurt snacks
Chex mix
Rolled gold pretzels
Baked lays
Potato skins
Smart pop corn
Rice crispie treat
Cheezeits
M&M's
Fig newtons
Multi grain bar
Balance bar
P and B crackers
Nature Valley granola bar
Snack wells
Nutter butters
Hershey kisses
Reeses pieces
Zagnut (crunchy pb with toasted coconuts)
Wintergreen breathsavers
Mint breathsavers

I hope he's getting well-paid for the amount of internal distress he will be going through tomorrow.