Wanna come over for dinner?


If you entertain as much as I do, you're always looking for innovative recipes to serve your guests. Well look no further my friends, I've discovered the greatest cookbook ever.

Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

According to the author, semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredientsyou will love this cook book!



I hate to ruin the surprise but Dirty, be on the lookout for your copy. Happy Holidays.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I also hate to ruin the surprise nips but be on the lookout for some delicious cookies coming your way! mmm so good I want to rub them all over my face.

Steven on December 4, 2008 at 12:52 PM said...

I suggest reading the reviews of the cookbook on the site.

I bought it and tried the spoon-n-toss cookies as a surprise for my wife. She gobbled one up really quickly but I just can't get her to swallow them.

Ryan on December 4, 2008 at 1:34 PM said...

You guys remember that delicious pulled pork I brought camping, right? Well, guess which part was the "pulled" part?

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