Man's Best Friend

Be it known that we are huge, HUGE fans of Foggy Monocle. Always witty, never-ending entertainment. And that's just when they post other people's IMs.
Anywho, here is a recent post of questionable taste & unquestionable humor.




K9Lover: so i headed over to mick’s* this weekend
OpenMindedGent: ohhhh boy
OpenMindedGent: women of loose morals for everyone?
K9Lover: guy’s a rotten bastard
K9Lover: we’re sitting at his table
K9Lover: and i feel his dog licking my toe
OpenMindedGent: was it soaked in alcohol?
K9Lover: you’d think
OpenMindedGent: because she’s a slut for the booze
K9Lover: well i tell mick* to get his dog away from my feet
K9Lover: he goes under the table to grab her when i hear a disturbing sound
OpenMindedGent: what kind of sound?
K9Lover: like, a laugh with unfathomable sadness creeping in
K9Lover: a devestated laugh
OpenMindedGent: we’ll call it the Jimmy Fallon
K9Lover: right, mick* makes a fallon
K9Lover: i look under the table
K9Lover: and my big toe is fully in his dog’s vagina
OpenMindedGent: hollllly cow
OpenMindedGent: did you guys have to have an uncomfortable breakfast together afterwards?
OpenMindedGent: its like your prom night all over again
K9Lover: no but i can’t look the thing in the eye anymore
K9Lover: she got all clingy the rest of the day