Dirty and I love movies. Our appreciation for the cinema began when our buddy Turtle showed us his dad's 16mm home movie of a Tijuana donkey show.
And since we're the manliest men you know, we've decided to post a list of movies no man should have in his DVD collection. If you have any of these on your shelf, you are no longer welcome to visit this site.
- The Notebook
- My Best Friend’s Wedding
- Legally Blonde
- Anything Sex in the City.
- You’ve Got Mail
- Anything with Hugh Grant.
- Pretty Woman
- Any movie where animals talk.
- P.S. I Love You
- Sleepless in Seattle
- Any movie starring an adult Drew Barrymore.
- Anything where characters spontaneously break out into song.
- Any “period piece” that doesn’t contain strong violence.
- Anything with Matthew McConaughey and some actress’s name above the title.
- Anything with Sandra Bullock not co-starring Keanu Reeves and not named Speed.
- Meet Joe Black
- Anything starring Patrick Swayze where he doesn’t violently kill someone.
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- Anything with Kate Hudson not named Almost Famous.
- 27 Dresses
- Any movie where there premise revolves around dancing.
- Anything starring Hilary Duff.
- The Bridges of Madison County
- Anything starring Bette Midler not named Drowning Mona.
- Fried Green Tomatoes
- Anything with Whoopie Goldberg.
- Grease
- Anything starring Pauly Shore.
- Love Actually
- Father of the Bride
- Anything where Dane Cook is supposed to be funny.
- Any season of Friends.
- Titanic
- Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
- White Chicks
- Any sequel not starring the original cast.
- Mean Girls
- Your wedding video.
- Any Star Wars prequel.
- Devil Wears Prada
- Any movie where a formerly awesome comedian dresses in a fat suit and/or drag.
- Clueless
- Waiting to Exhale
- Any movie starring J. Lo not named Out of Sight or U-Turn.
- Girl, Interrupted
- Any Wayans Brothers movie.
- Any movie with Madonna.
- A League of Their Own
- Anything Harry Potter related.
- The English Patient
- Any movie with homoerotic undertones that doesn’t lead to chicks making out.
- Steel Magnolias
- Any movie starring Cher.
- Thelma & Louise
3 comments:
I'm ashamed that I can' think of anything to add to this rather complete list. Bravo.
everytime I see 'Love, Actually' I hate this world a little more.
Very good except I disagree on the subtitle thing. Battle Royal? Infernal Affairs? Come on Asian hard-core action films kick ass!
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