Movies no man should own



Dirty and I love movies. Our appreciation for the cinema began when our buddy Turtle showed us his dad's 16mm home movie of a Tijuana donkey show.

And since we're the manliest men you know, we've decided to post a list of movies no man should have in his DVD collection. If you have any of these on your shelf, you are no longer welcome to visit this site.


  • The Notebook
  • My Best Friend’s Wedding
  • Legally Blonde
  • Anything Sex in the City.
  • You’ve Got Mail
  • Anything with Hugh Grant.
  • Pretty Woman
  • Any movie where animals talk.
  • P.S. I Love You
  • Sleepless in Seattle
  • Any movie starring an adult Drew Barrymore.
  • Anything where characters spontaneously break out into song.
  • Any “period piece” that doesn’t contain strong violence.
  • Anything with Matthew McConaughey and some actress’s name above the title.
  • Anything with Sandra Bullock not co-starring Keanu Reeves and not named Speed.
  • Meet Joe Black
  • Anything starring Patrick Swayze where he doesn’t violently kill someone.
  • How Stella Got Her Groove Back
  • Anything with Kate Hudson not named Almost Famous.
  • 27 Dresses
  • Any movie where there premise revolves around dancing.
  • Anything starring Hilary Duff.
  • The Bridges of Madison County
  • Anything starring Bette Midler not named Drowning Mona.

  • Fried Green Tomatoes
  • Anything with Whoopie Goldberg.
  • Grease
  • Anything starring Pauly Shore.
  • Love Actually
  • Father of the Bride
  • Anything where Dane Cook is supposed to be funny.
  • Any season of Friends.
  • Titanic
  • Anything with subtitles not named Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
  • White Chicks
  • Any sequel not starring the original cast.
  • Mean Girls
  • Your wedding video.
  • Any Star Wars prequel.
  • Devil Wears Prada
  • Any movie where a formerly awesome comedian dresses in a fat suit and/or drag.
  • Clueless
  • Waiting to Exhale
  • Any movie starring J. Lo not named Out of Sight or U-Turn.
  • Girl, Interrupted
  • Any Wayans Brothers movie.
  • Any movie with Madonna.
  • A League of Their Own
  • Anything Harry Potter related.
  • The English Patient
  • Any movie with homoerotic undertones that doesn’t lead to chicks making out.
  • Steel Magnolias
  • Any movie starring Cher.
  • Thelma & Louise

3 comments:

Potatoe Fist on January 28, 2009 at 2:15 PM said...

I'm ashamed that I can' think of anything to add to this rather complete list. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

everytime I see 'Love, Actually' I hate this world a little more.

Just a girl on February 13, 2009 at 10:56 AM said...

Very good except I disagree on the subtitle thing. Battle Royal? Infernal Affairs? Come on Asian hard-core action films kick ass!

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