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In today's troubling times, businesses are going belly up left and right. But one smart breed of entrepreneurs have hit on a secret way to bring in customers that isn't taught in business school. That, my friends, is the dick joke. I defy you to tell me you wouldn't go into one of these places simply based on the sign.

Try as you might, you'll probably only convince your girl to go here once.

Even at $3.19 a gallon it's a deal.

This is the reason America is the greatest country on the planet.

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