It's 10PM, do you know where your mom is?

Apparently, the first ever Single Cougars Convention was held in Palo Alto, California, and a pack/herd/pride/flock/den of cougars showed up to find some young "cubs" and compete for the title of Ms. Cougar USA.

I love the guys' candor when they're asked what they're doing there. Hell, I love the women's candor. Especially the reigning champion cougar's sign off.