Kids ruin everything

There was a time in my life when I did what I wanted, when I wanted, how I wanted. But then I slid one past the goalie and Bam! life was over as I knew it. Because as a parent there are some things you just can't do, like:

Keep guns in the house

Enjoy the game with a cold one

Keep sweet-ass pets in the backyard

Spend the day at the beach

Bang random whores in your car

It's 10PM, do you know where your mom is?

Apparently, the first ever Single Cougars Convention was held in Palo Alto, California, and a pack/herd/pride/flock/den of cougars showed up to find some young "cubs" and compete for the title of Ms. Cougar USA.

I love the guys' candor when they're asked what they're doing there. Hell, I love the women's candor. Especially the reigning champion cougar's sign off.

Snuggie Love

Don't even try to lie to us. We know you have a Snuggie. Sure, you probably bought it to be "ironic." I'm sure you and all your hipster friends had a great time laughing as you wore it around the apartment while you were playing beer pong with your Pabst. But once they left, you secretly admitted to yourself that you actually liked wearing it. Now you're torn. You can't admit to liking it but you can't give up the life you've grown accustomed to: drinking your chai tea without uncovering your arm.

Well, fear not my Snuggie-loving friends, a new website has popped up to help you regain your "cool" status while wearing your Snuggie. I present to you, the Snuggie Sutra. Yes, it is exactly what it sounds like, a sex-position manual for people in Snuggies because there's no one we'd rather bange than a girl wearing a huge piece of fleece with sleeves.

A couple of our favorites:

The man wears the Snuggie on his front and covers her. She feels warm and cozy like Grandma’s house, but still knows who her daddy is.

The woman wears the Snuggie on her back and covers her partner with the rest. She won’t miss a minute of Sex In The City and he won’t miss the tattoo of her ex’s name on her ass.

Find more at The Snuggie Sutra.

Show some Photobomb love

Today we highlight photobombs of love. While most people are content to jump in the frame of others' photos and make funny faces or give the finger, a few photobomb heros go the extra mile and perform acts of greatness (and fellatio) that will surely go down in photobomb history.

Facebook Follies

When using Facebook it's important to know the difference between posting on your wall and sending an email. Apparently, this chick didn't.

Phriday is for Photobombs

Nothing like a nice afternoo..AHHH PHOTOBOMB!

How romantic.

Dogs are funny.

Highway to hell bomb.

This is how you photobomb!