Some kids did Scarface as a school play. Yes, that Scarface. With all the coke and killing and cursing. My kid got in trouble for quoting Ron Burgundy in class and these kids are saying things like mother fudger in a school-sanctioned play.
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kids. Show all posts
Kids ruin everything
There was a time in my life when I did what I wanted, when I wanted, how I wanted. But then I slid one past the goalie and Bam! life was over as I knew it. Because as a parent there are some things you just can't do, like:
Keep guns in the house
Enjoy the game with a cold one
Keep sweet-ass pets in the backyard
Spend the day at the beach
Bang random whores in your car
MMA pump up video
The best I can tell this dude is Dan Quinn, and MMA fighter. The weirdness of this video starts out small. He's calling out a couple other fighters while the Sons of Anarchy stand with their backs to the camera and some dude jumps around with a hip hop beat playing. Then the jumping dude takes it to the next level by rapping. Next it gets weirder with Dan taking off his shirt and dancing. Finally, showing they are the epitome of parenting, a random 5 year old girl starts hanging out.
Baby Drama
I have a new favorite website. Why The F*ck Do You Have A Kid collects pictures of the inbred, white trash, gangsta wannabe idiots who are too stupid to know how to unroll a condom. And if they're too irresponsible to make a wise decision before bumping their smegma-laced uglies, you know they're not going start using their heads just because they've got a bastard to deal with. A recent example is Lindsay, who has found a unique way to earn extra money to pay for her hospital bills.
Um... Wrong Answer
Here at SMFML we don't pay much attention to skin color. That's mainly because we once drank too much homemade moonshine and now everyone just looks this weird gray color.
It looks like David Duke might have gotten a job in jolly old England. Notice how after she gets the answer wrong the Asian kid jumps in and gets it right. Man, those kids are smart. Unfortunately the video cuts off before the end of the game where they cut to the Mexican kid with a mouthful of burrito.
It looks like David Duke might have gotten a job in jolly old England. Notice how after she gets the answer wrong the Asian kid jumps in and gets it right. Man, those kids are smart. Unfortunately the video cuts off before the end of the game where they cut to the Mexican kid with a mouthful of burrito.
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